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After a night of adventuring against delirious men with WaVy GrAvY, we had discovered a tea party for the "better class" the following night. I needed to make these aristocrats feel the humiliation I felt when I failed on a one stone item.
I came up with a plan and brushed up on my writing skills. It had to be convincing. What better way than to play to their greedy nature? An event!
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I paid a slave two bits to make me 50 copies, and laid them in every land where I had ravaged maidens. Soon enough the people would bite.
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As I said, every place I had ravaged a maiden.
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The hours ticked by.. I see someone may have picked up on my plan and decided to toy with it.I quickly replaced it and went to the scene when the time was right. Now I had noticed that the hall was renamed to a new EM, but would my prey?
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Rats, the schedule had been changed! It matters not, they would stay.
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I heard a strange voice in my head, unlike the many others.Now I am not insane, but I had to respond to these voices in my head.
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Slowly the suckers arrived.
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Je'neneve showed up and began conflagrationing cats at random. It would have amused me if it wasn't ruining my plan to block everyone's movement.
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They obviously couldn't follow instructions.
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I wrote the names down: Pickles, Sara Dale, Cash, Zebidiah, Palvarik, Claudio, Lord Jesus, Arianna, Whysper, Quest, and Ari Lych.
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Finally the EM showed up.The cat was out of the bag.
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Random aristocrat: So if this wasn't your doing, why are you here?
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Random aristocrat #2: Was this her work? *pointing to the cat*
I had to defend the cat. I let my presence be known.I then demanded to know the fate of our former EM, a biased fellow who I shall not name.
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Complications was a corporate excuse, but I could not get a word in as the snobs flooded the air with nonsense. They began criticizing me, then something odd happened which ruined my plan.
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He mentioned that someone may be recording this incident in pictures.
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I was not expecting this after Alcor... could it be a fan?
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EM Quantum began asking about new events, and the aristocrats began spouting mindless drivel as usual.
I had to have my say.In the meantime I had snooped all of their packs and found nothing to steal. Even Quantum was not carrying reagents, alas.
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-Sweeney
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