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In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,
When you're in Barter Town, look behind you,
'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.
I had just started a day of training with my trusty pack mule when a shady character came to town.I had a hunch that I should follow this miscreant. He had the look of a criminal.
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I'm never wrong.
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Now we here in Barter Town don't tolerate that kind of behavior. Tax evasion is a major crime and I intended to arrest this man without incident. He had other plans.
Sweeney, Barter Town Ranger: I'm afraid your under arrest.
Chase: Oh yeah? You and what army?
Sweeney, Barter Town Ranger: I don't need an army.
Chase rushed me with the worst punch ever. Restraining him would not do, I had to put him down.
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They never learn.
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Something told me Chase was involved in a massive ore-smuggling operation. Without telling my superiors anything, I decided to go on a sting operation at the mine.My native tracking skills never fail.
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Enervate was the biggest ore-smuggler this side of Barter Town. I should have known Chase was just a patsy; in fact I did know all along.
Sweeney, Barter Town Ranger: Come out with your hands up. You're under arrest.
Enervate: Oh yeah? You and what army?
Sweeney, Barter Town Ranger: I don't need an army.He ducked into the shadows but I could smell his fear.
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He ran across the border when I was teaching local children how to defend themselves.
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Too bad for him, the rangers of Barter Town don't respect anyone elses borders.He didn't move but I was threatened enough to decide he couldn't be arrested, he had to be put down.
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I left him a note.
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And I confiscated his goods. Ore just like I knew, and a peculiar piece of armor.
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Pretty lady standing nearby: Those gloves are so exceptional!
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Sweeney, Barter Town Ranger: There are no exceptionals to the rules of Barter Town.
I went back to the mines and placed a warning.I went to sleep knowing Barter Town was safe another day.
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The next morning I could smell someone violating the law. I knew where to go, I always know where to go.This criminal was back to his old games.
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Sweeney, Barter Town Ranger: Enervate, this is Sweeney. Didn't I warn you this mine was protected?
Enervate: I'm sorry Ranger. I give up.. in your dreams!
Sweeney, Barter Town Ranger: Dreams come true.
Enervate runs across the border once again thinking this could stop me. The only way to stop this criminal enterprise was to put him down.
*whack*
*whack*
*whack*I return to the scene of the crime and lay down the law.
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Minutes later while congratulating myself, someone else came storming into the mines. Enervate's boss no doubt, the true criminal mastermind behind this operation.
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-Sweeney
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