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I was making my usual rounds, collecting fees from the citizens of Sosaria for the coffers of Barter Town, when I happened to notice an illegally parked ship in the New Magincia Bay! This could not go unpunished! I launched my impressive ship, bursting at the seams with vengeance, into the timid waters surrounding this overly protected town, and proceeded to mete justice!I dry docked my ship and "borrowed" a row boat from the hold of the Puddle Jumper. I cleared out over 80 items from the hold as payment for this violation. I forgot my ticket book, so I had to go back to Barter Town to get one. When I returned, it appears the offender and crew were on deck, kicking themselves for not putting another coin in the meter. I promptly placed a ticket on deck for them and they quickly noticed it.
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"Nightstalker", one cried, as they shook their fist in the air, having read the ticket.
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The owner of the ship rushed over to see what was going on...
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The ticket read something to the effect of, "You have been ticketed for a parking violation in the Bay of New Magincia. The trial was held without your presence for your convenience. You're welcome, Collections Agent of Barter Town, Nightstalker.
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Yes. Barter Town officials can impose any fines or penalties they wish. We not only enforce the laws, but we make them as well.
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While Lee Anne listed off all the things she paid in settling her fine, I had to make sure nobody was carrying anything illegal in their packs.
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Everyone checked out clean. Freja pleaded for mercy on behalf of her shipmate, but her words fell on the ears of mirror images! ^_^
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I shortly made an announcement of a new shipment of goods that just arrived from the black waters of Bucs Den, which would be sold at the shopper friendly town called Barter Town!
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Just then, I saw a flyer flapping in the breeze on the towns public message post. "Notice: Free party at Skara Brae Hall. Free food and drink, games and prizes... come one come all!" I looked at my watch... it was to start momentarily!
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I arrived at the event and checked everyone's packs for infractions, none to be found... so I checked the premises to be sure everything was in order...
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So THAT'S your game, huh?!?! Serving alcohol to minors!
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I grabbed all the liquor I could and the prizes as well! I had to put a stop to this!
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When I returned, they had produced another barrel of liquor and proceeded to play a drinking game with the a fore mentioned minor... the guards turned a blind eye to this activity, and should I measure justice within their town, I'm sure I would be labeled the criminal instead.
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It was too late, they drunkenly retired to the brothel with their young prize, and didn't even bother to clean up after themselves.
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I left that scene as quickly as possible, to distance myself from these degenerates, and found myself inspecting the pack of one Black Jesus!
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He had a nice dagger tucked away under a scroll...
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He HAD a nice dagger tucked away under a scroll. ^_^ He has been away too long, and he was past due on his taxes. I was happy to take some interest in his wealth.
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Tsk Tsk Tick... why would you leave such a precious ring in that ragged back pack... don't you fear it falling through its holes?
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I shall keep it safe for you in my bank box.
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I do my best to right the wrongs of Sosaria, and sometimes the task can seem overbearing... but take heart Siege, I won't stop until my last breath is drawn...
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-Nightstalker
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