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Episode 0200: Another day, Another disgustingly ugly,putrid,vile,banana flavored robe, I must wear.




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*Magically pops through yew moongate*
I see Ghenghis Khan conversing with Bloody Mary.
(Is there nobody else on siege?, my god man!!)

Swiftly, I survey the amount of stealable wealth in my perimeter.

Eh? What else is there to do with this so called life? I casually take it and run,hoping to provoke some excitement!

Erm.... I didnt do it?...... *twiddles thumbs*
It seems the only thing I succeded in provoking them to do was go for the nearest banana robe wearing thief in the area. (SORRY ASH ^_^)
But I notice a warfork i did not spot in his backpack previously, is now in his hands... (Covered by those big bulky sousltones I presume)

I decide to try my hand at disarming this bastard and relieving him of his precious fork.

*You are attacking Ghengis khan!!*

*You are a complete and utter failure!!*

Bloody Mary: "I am diablo bro."
Corpse: "Fork" Fork indeed... (What the fork was I thinking?)
Ghengis Khan: you.

I resurrect and come back, MmM he still has it equiped.
Operation Disarm and Destroy, Round 2 is a go.

For some reason.... (I still don't know why) he disarms his Unblessed fork when I attack him and equips his mace again.
I dont know if I was disappointed or happy by this, I really wanted to disarm and steal his weapon, but oh well.. theres always next time.
I take my new warfork (that makes 2 this week) and Im off.

But before I can getaway... Bloody Mary Starts casting on me from miles away off screen while im trying to get home with my new steal.
I lose the fight.. (nothing new?) but I win the war.




-Corpse

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