I decide to do things a bit different today and take a nice evening stroll to Despise. Since I cannot use magery to get me there, all I have is time and my feet to carry me there. I arrive in minutes and find a pair of ladies that I have never seen seperated from each other.Aurora: You know what?
Nadia: What?
Aurora: Killing ogre lords makes me hot...
Nadia: Wanna make out?
They begin to touch each other in all the wrong (You know it's right ^_^) ways. I attempt to move in and get in on the action. What could be hotter than a threesome in Despise? *YArrrgh* an ogre lord dies.
(I snap out of daydreaming) Fuck! I hate when that happens. Oh well. I move in on Nadia and steal a short spear just to entertain myself from my long walk from Britain.They attempt to reveal me through multiple earthquakes and poison fields. After being entertained by their foreplay no longer I decide to reveal myself and bid the couple good day. Later girls *wink* I wander over towards the champion spawn and find some guests.
Ahh, busy at work. I snoop his bag and found nothing of value worth revealing myself.
The champion has spawned, I start to snoop the brave warriors as they attemp to pound Baracoon into a lifeless pulp.
Oh ho. Wrath, what do we have here... A nice little Scroll of Transcendence for 0.8 Bushido points. I wait for an opportunity to strike and seize it. I run for my life as if I disturbed a nest of very angry spell casting and weapon wielding hornets.
I am victorious, but my greed beckons me to return to the spawn. The champion hasn't fallen yet and that means more riches are to be had. How can I safeguard this scroll without losing any time... *ponders*
Eureka!! I decide to hide the scroll behind a pile of rocks for later retrieval .If I succeed, I can return and pick up the scroll. If I fail and die, I still have the scroll safely hidden away and I won't leave the dungeon completely empty handed.
Baracoon drops, I quickly find a mark with a scroll of moderate value and use the little time I have to make the scroll mine. I guess a 115 will have to do.
Yay! I escape unscathed and return to the spot where I hid the Transcenence scroll. I take no risk in losing my goods, and take the long walk back to Britain bank to store my treasures. Kampai!!
-Rikimaru