Home | Forums |
First | Previous | Episode Index | Next | Latest |
*Trips over poison trap*
Whoops!
*Drinks Cure Potion*
*Wolf Form*
*Begins to move quietly*
...
*Pockets Gold*
...
*Shoves something invisible out of the way*
You see:SomeRedStealthArcher
*SomeRedStealthArcher Is attacking you!*
*Runs away and hides*
Phew!
...
*Awakens*
*Arrgh! What a horrible dream!* I think to my self.
I toss the covers of my bed to the side, spring to my feet, and start my rounds.
"Today I will find great treasure!" I repeat to my self.
"Today I will find great treasure!"
"Today I will find great treasure!"
"Today I will find great treasure!"
Hmm, whats this?I hear sounds of fletching with no fletcher to be seen.
![]()
It seems people have become aware of my tricks.
I try and try to detect him but to no avail.
Leaving him in peace I continue my search to the south east.
Eventually reaching Britain, I notice someone doing business within the bank.
I figure this person wont notice the doors just swing open by them selves, and I boldly open the doors and step in just to see her say "Kal Ort Por" and vanish from my life.
How rude.Perhaps I should have taken a more cautious route...
![]()
Ah, oh well.
"Kal Ort Por" I say as I recall to the dungeon of Fire.
Stepping through the sparkles, Max Pain of TDR is there to greet me on the other side.I laugh to my self.
![]()
I wonder if this man shares the same fondness for Ogres as his guild mate Sedric.
As I move up to the isle I spot a poison trap and instantly remember my dream.
Not gonna happen this time!
I sidestep the poison trap and directly onto a blade trap!
No one notices...
I take position on the isle and watch the candles go around.After a short wait the combatants assemble on the isle and affliction of J^W begins to field.
![]()
![]()
Close call...
![]()
I wait patiently as Barracoon quickly looses health.
At half way I decide to check my escape routes.East bridge is fielded, but the west bridge is open.
![]()
Preparing to shadow jump i take position as far away as to not alert them.Barracoon falls and I jump into position. Choosing BOOM of TDR as my mark.
![]()
Opening his pack I see a plethora of scrolls, spotting no 120s I target the only 115 I see and...
![]()
Boom finishes sorting his scrolls and quickly runs through the gate, leaving me empty handed.
Arrgh! Champ Spawns suck! All that waiting for nothing.
I then find my self thinking something i thought i would never think.
*At least it wasn't a 120 scroll*
I laugh my failure off and make my way to Britain. Where I spot a familiar face. I quickly rush to the tailor, abruptly swinging open the door making the cloth on the tables fly off.Lady Danielle! You have returned to me!
![]()
Whats that you say?
You say you have a gift? For leaving so rudely last time?A ship key? I'll take it! Oh Lady Danielle, you are too kind.
![]()
*leans in for a kiss and pockets the key*"Kal Ort Por!" she screams as she notices my sexual intentions.
![]()
Once again how rude of her!
If she wants to fix our relationship she had better bring me more gifts.
I guess I'm just materialistic.
"Kal Ort Por" I say.
The last of my Mandrake incinerates within my pack.A ship Full of Treasure and a banquet of various foods! Lady Danielle you really outdid your self.
![]()
![]()
Within the hold I find my, late, valentines gift from Lady Danielle and a crammed cloth BOD book a certain tailor is going to put to excellent use.
![]()
I jump onto the shore and Dry dock my new boat.
![]()
Doesn't she know its bad luck to not name your ship? ^^
![]()
"Kal Ort Por"
More reagents are needed for this spell
Crap!
*Begins the walk to Papua*
...
-Jose Muerto
First | Previous | Episode Index | Next | Latest |
Copyright © 2008 uothief.com All Rights Reserved