The Abyss is a sweltering pit and I am the Sleazy Sultan of Steals. I have an appetite for gargoyle artifacts and take pride in the anguish I bring to all those who farm essence. When you roll up in my hood you best be packing a BoS or I'll Tax that Ass!!!Tsk Tsk Pamela, you're a naughty girl for farming poison ellys and trying to sneak out the Tomb of Kings without paying your taxes. *Shakes his head* *Sighs* It's not easy being greedy...TAX THAT ASS!!!
Ahh What have we here? Another potential tax cheat? *Thinks back to his time in [CHAD]* "All Thieves Must Die!!!" - Duracell of JSV. Kill. Rez Kill. Dry loot. Awesome.
Oh snaps! Looks like someone has been not paying their taxes for years. There's a hefty fine for such an offense in addition to the one for rocking a guild tag indicating your preference for male company.
It gives my great pleasure to have TAXED THAT ASS!!! I'll admit he put up a good chase but was no match for *POOF* smoke bomb FTW.
Remember kids: Pack a Bag of Sending or your essences I'll be vending. Available at a Grey Mullet vendor near you!!!
-Swindle