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"Master Emerald, you have been charged with murder, how do you plead?"
"I’m a Thief not a beggar! I do not plead for things!! I take them!"
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*Slaps Head*
"I Mean I’m Guilty Of Being Innocent Your Godlyness"
*Puts on best smile*
"Dumbass, I find you guilty of murder! You are hereby sentenced to 24 hours house sitting!"
*Flips Gods The Bird*
"26 Hours!!"
Crap.........
"28Hours!"
*Frowns*
"30 Hours!"
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"....YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!" I hear my voice screaming
I startle myself awake...
"What the hell was all that about...." I Ponder Aloud
"What you say baby?" A Seductive silky voice sends shivers down my back....
"Nothing Dear, just a bad dream, something about 32 hours......."
"More like 3 minutes.." I hear her mutter
I Can’t help but chuckle, she was deluded……. it was at least seve.......
Wait…
…………Baby???
DEAR?????????!!!!!
*Damn It*
---------------- As I shove her out of the door followed quickly by a few coppers for her troubles I try to drive that voice out of my head, sure she is beautiful but I’m not dumb enough to start confusing myself over a whore, she doesn’t love me.............. she loves the shiny coppers.......
Did I give her too much?........
Bah!!!!
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With my head full of bad dreams and images of Her swimming through it I know I need to get out and working, that would take my mind off it....
I go straight to a place I know I will be able to have some fun and make some quick gold...
Where else but.....Yew Gate!
Adventure awaits!
I wonder round.....Aha! I know what’s going on! Everyone knows just how messed up I am today and they are throwing me a surprise party!!!!!
That has to be it!
...Or is it Hide and Seek?
Where would they be?
*Opens Rune Book*
*Hits Random Button*That'll Do Book, That'll Do........
I spot a clue that I could be right......And another....
A Trail!
I scout round the Island......
That’s where they'd be waiting to pop out on me.....
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And I spot a late Guest!
*Flips Alexadner The Bird*After seeing Alexander arriving late I figured they would need time to prepare and get him hidden, so i head round and pick up a couple of 105s that were scattered about.....
And head onto the Island prepared to be surprised
*Puts on best surprised look*
"Here I am!!!" I shout hoping to give them sufficient warning...But all I find is three reds running round like headless chickens!
Have they killed all my guests?Well we’ll see about that!
I spot Barracoon form the corner of my eye.....
Well they may at least be able to provide a decent present..15 Minutes pass....
That’s A Funny Looking Squirrel....And Swimming!!!Then 25....
What are they doing?
Finally Alucard arrives to give them a much needed hand with slaying Barracoon!I Watch as Barracoons life dwindles and hear that ever bone chilling death scream...
Finally....
And I make my move....
*Shadow Jump*
*Pops Pack*
I Find Alucard has a 115 focus in his pack......
"You cheap son of a bitch....." I mutter.
I can’t stand cheap Presents...
But since it was yours I’ll take it!I Run as fast as I can.....
I Weave...
I Dodge...
I begin wondering why in the name of hell they aren’t chasing me....
*Open Pack*
EMPTY!!!!
I Head back for a second chance to find I’m all alone......
Sniffles....
I pick up as much gold as I can...But what happened.....
Realising that my head truly just wasn't in it today I head back home feeling a little sorry for myself......
I could really do with a warm body to keep my mind occupied, I hope she wasn't too insulted this morning....
*Damn It*
"I’m not going soft!" I reassure myself.......
-Tony Emerald