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Greetings, todays tale begins on a cold Sosarian winter morning. Most of britannia is huddled by their fireplaces, drinking hot cocoa and dreaming of warm summer beaches. I however, comb the countryside in search of easy marks. My journey starts in minoc, I quickly spot evidence of a wandering tailor or some sorts. Could this be it?
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Apparently not.
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I follow the trail around and around for what seems like an eternity. The trail goes cold, no sign of life. The sleepy town of minoc had not yet awoken, I pressed on to the northeast.
I crept through the fjords, the icy grass crunching under my feet. Bitter cold wind slapped my face as I spotted movement in the distance. I advanced forward to investigate, careful not to reveal my presence.What I saw confused me at first, a couple of swamp dragons. At first glance one would think nothing of it.
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One of the creatures looked particularly agitated, and someone had painted the words "Sexyswampy" on the side of its armor plating. My testicles receded as I began to fathom what they use this beast for.
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* Bad Thoughts*
And then I saw the culprit:Animocity, an unkempt, worn out looking broad came into my view. Irvis, the man of the house stepped outside. It was then that I realized what was going on. The two were part of a very successful underground prostitution ring, and they were expanding.
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The two were still completely oblivious to me and I waited with baited breath for a target of opportunity. I couldn't believe this was happening I had to snoop them, my hands shook with anticipation.
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Suddenly, Irwin darted across his lawn I snooped him to see a pack full of items and a bright purple chest. He runs past me and unloads the chest onto the slab of his new brothel. Perfect! As he runs back to gather more goods, I stealth up to the unsecure container.I quietly crack the lid on the chest and immediately spot a pair of personal bless deeds, I take them. I open the other containers inside and to my surprise, I find a set of invulnerability blue died barbed leather arms.
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Haha! I may have to wash them but they are mine! What else do you have for me? I ask. But they quickly move all of the containers to the center of their private house.
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I switch to rabbit form in hopes to reduce my chances or being revealed and close in for a better look at what was going on.
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Animocity and Irwin thought they were alone, and decided to christen their new bordello with a good ole blowjob.
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Satisfied with my loot and the free show I decided to go secure my loot. I must return to see what else I can find here at a later date...
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To be Continued.
-Bill Brasky
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