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Episode 0116: Recruit Steal #1




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Ahh, the life of a recruit. I have waitied for this day, and I waste no time being a Wannabe THIEF.

I find GWORPE in Umbra loitering... I move and snoop hoping he may have something of value. As usual he doesn't. I decide to leave him be.
*note self* GWORPE is about as worthless as his name.

I find some action going on outside of Luna. I find many souls entangled in battle, and use this as an opportunity to move in on my possible marks. I snoop Java and spot a piece of Virtue armor, it was too heavy for me to risk attempting at this moment so I rumage through the rest of his pack and spot a Crimson Cincture *sigh* faction dyed and owned. He then runs off screen and his pack closes.

*Enter Maker* I have already stolen a nice 120 Anatomy Power Scroll from this person last week, and decide to check his contents for more goodies. Ahh, a nice lightweight piece of virtue armor. I move in and steal it for all that is sexy.

I quickly become a dazzling pyrotechnic display with my newly aqquired Arms of Compassion. I gasp my last breath of air as I watch my armor and clothing fall off my lifeless body.

Shit... I wait near the moongate for my criminal status to wear off.

I ressurect and find a nice suprise in my bag. The gods have smiled upon my deed of wrong doing, and have decided to allow me to keep from trinket for a sexy display of thievery. Success!


-Rikimaru

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