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scoundrel
an unprincipled, dishonorable person; villain.
Oh, to be a thief! To live life in the moment. Never knowing what the treasures of the day will be, and never knowing the dangers of tomorrow! I crawl out of bed and find an item on my door step.
A ship key?Curious.
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The day was starting earlier than usual, but who was I to complain! It's I who have chosen this life I live and if I don't live it, then no one will! I drop my valuables, pick up my invanuables, and shout out "Kal Ort Por!"
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"That ship is not in a valid recall location."
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I'm insulted.
What, no ambush? No boat full of reds waiting to teach me a lesson? Just a neighborly act of dropping a key at my door -- as if I couldn't find my own boat to steal!? Such things are for the gloryless! Such trinkets are for those to shy away from real adventure!
I spit on thee.
I don't bother with the key. Instead I go to clear my head and find myself once again... at Brit Gate.I amuse myself with the usual gimmies... treasures that don't even deserve to be considered treasures. Little more than trash.
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Still, I take what I can and I thank my victims kindly. A duel of words between mages escalates. These festivities interest me little, but I'd be smart to take advantage of the welcome distraction.
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Mighty axes litter the packs of the on-lookers.
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(Note to self: "The most fearsome pvper uo has ever seen" draws a large crowd.)
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Silverfox: How dare you!
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Silverfox: The code!Damn the person who wrote The Code! My hands are shackled. My spirit dampened.
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(Nuts.)Like any other day at the gate, I've gotten a few grabs, taken a few valuables, but nothing of any real consequence. But what's this?
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Makenzie!Your mighty reptile slayer crossbow seems to be ripe for the taking! You should be more careful my young lad.
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That looks heavy.
Allow me. ^^He skitters off to the battle field. Amongst the fighting reds. The effects of the blackrock must still be affecting me. My movements are slow. My actions telegraphed. I move to the right and he darts to the south. And just when I am so close, he valiently jumps into the pile of murderers!
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No margin to be sluggish. No reason to take my time if his enemies are successful and loot the treasure first!
I break my stealth and join the mob chasing him around the field. My first, second, and third attempts I miss! My treasure always just out of reach. I try and try and try again, until finally...
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Success!
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With a few enhancements, this bow would fit nicely in my collection.
I hang around for a bit longer, taking anything worth taking, but tonight was going to be a good night. I already had my prize.
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And so, I go home. Another day and another steal at the gate. With the treasures I've gotten this day, I wonder what tomorrow will bring...?
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*ponders*
Then again...
...I wonder what trickery will end up on my door step!
*shits pants*
'Til next time!
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