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Hail friends,
I recieve word that a red is killing people, resurrecting them, then demanding Books of Truth from the innocent blues. In turn, they would be granted the right for use of the dungeon and a "promise of protection."To Dungeon Shame I go!
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I go to show that a promise is only worth as much as the person who gives it.I find this murderous red that attempts to uphold her "protection."
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Sir tdog! The one that slipped through my fingers at the entrance of Fire Dungeon. Sir tdog was not having a good day. And truth to tell, it's about to get a hell of a lot worse.
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I rob him of his prize. I rob him of the item that would earn his protection.
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But I've come to proove a point.As smuggly as I can belch out, "Where's your protection now!?" I challenge him to best me in this battle of words.
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"You're not as funny you think you are." He says, "Plus, you're blantantly homophobic, apparently have problems with women, and possibly have some type of erectile dis-fuction."
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(Ok, you win.)
With my feelings hurt, my homophobia alarms on full alert, and my apparent loss at this duel of words, I do the only thing me and my flaccid penis know how.
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With my enemy cornered and with no where to run, I fell my enemy in spite of his protection.
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But I am not without heart. I resurrect him after we negotiate terms.
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He pops back to life and honors his end of the terms:
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"You're the funniest person that I've ever met, you have many gay friends, and you have sex with women often." He admits, "Plus, your penis is bigger than mine."
::excellent::
I leave sir tdog to his own devices and wander further down this shame-less dungeon.
I pick up a scent.(Someone else is rustling about.)
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Kayla Lynn.
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I'm afraid your protection money is past due. ^^
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I wait. I watch.
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A bardic mage. A strange but powerful hybrid. She charms the monsters with her lute at will. She's very good at the bardic dance, but unfortunately I also know the steps. I wait for those magical words.
"Vas Corp Por!" She says.
With her concentration focused and frozen in paralysis, I make my move and there's nothing she can do about it.
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Content with my loot and performance this day, I begin the long march to the exit of this cave when Smeagol has a stroke of brilliance:
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I can't resist.
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"I will get more."
I comfort him and tell him Akasha intends to keep her promise once the books are collected. He nods and says he'll get the books just as he promised.
I look forward to concluding this transaction on behalf of Akasha.
(Just as I promised.)
(Now where did all my gay friends go? It's hard to see from behind my huge penis.)
'Til next time!
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