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So I logged in one fine late evening and took a stroll over to Luna to see what kind of action was going on...
Walking sneakily up to Luna bank I stumble upon a quarrel between Speedy Claxton and a funny looking man named Toki Wartooth. Caring not about these fools unimportant argument I quickly pop Toki's pack to see what my deft fingers might steal!
Some mostly uninteresting items and a bag which I did not have time enough to open, I notice a semi interesting pair of LRC gloves. Well well, seeing as I am more or less naked I decide to try my luck. With shifty eyes on the look out for guards I reach in and take them!Engrossed in their talking, Toki fails to notice he is being robbed right out from under his nose; I nonchalantly walk away as if no dastardly deed had been committed.
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Making my way back, I am startled to see Toki attempt to molest poor Speedy right there in broad daylight, in full view of the Luna Paladins! Foolish man... the subsequent display of guard whacking was a sight to see!
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Not wasting any time I quickly strip Toki's corpse of all posessions.
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Jackpot! LRC armor, pots, petals, weapons, even some powerscrolls! Oh poor foolish Toki... he didnt like this one bit.
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I'm not lame!! I'm Petarded!
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-Peter Griffin
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