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>Recruitment Episodes
- Episode 011: A ship key and A key(to what?) -Butter FIngers
- Episode 012: Crimson Adder Returns -Crimson Adder
- Episode 013: "Hey you stole my thing!" -Crimson Adder
- Episode 014: Power Scroll -Butter FIngers
- Episode 015: My first spawn scroll! -Butter FIngers
- Episode 016: BORED AS HELL - Part I -Butter FIngers
- Episode 017: BORED AS HELL - Part II -Butter FIngers
- Episode 018: Adder Loses His Pink -Crimson Adder
- Episode 021: Getting back into the game... -Dirty Bag
- Episode 022: Lestat vs. Dirty Bag -Dirty Bag
- Episode 073: Stealing in Yellow and lovin it! -Norrar
- Episode 074: The Hardcore Epic Failure -Norrar
- Episode 075: Occurance in the Mines -Norrar
- Episode 079: Fun Excitement and Adventure! -WaVy GrAvY
- Episode 080: More Fun and Games!! -WaVy GrAvY
- Episode 082: Petarded #001 -Peter Griffin
- Episode 084: Nightstalker's First Documented Steal -Nightstalker
- Episode 086: Nightstalker's Second Documented Steal -Nightstalker
- Episode 087: Saint Dismas, steal one -Saint Dismas
- Episode 088: Saint Dismas, steal two -Saint Dismas
- Episode 089: Petarded #002 -Peter Griffin
- Episode 091: 1st Steal & 2nd Theft -Lord Puffy
- Episode 092: 2nd story (quickie) -Lord Puffy
- Episode 094: A Thief is Born... -Edward
- Episode 096: A Thief is Born... PART TWO -Edward
- Episode 097: 1st steal -Black Magick
- Episode 098: Round Two -Black Magick
- Episode 099: Here's where it all begins...(One-eyed Jacks initiation) -One-eyed Jack
- Episode 100: Every thief has his day... -Edward
- Episode 101: One-eyed Jack Strikes Back -One-eyed Jack
- Episode 114: My first documented steal!! -Crusoe
- Episode 116: Recruit Steal #1 -Rikimaru
- Episode 117: Recruit Steal #2 -Rikimaru
- Episode 127: Episode 1 -Jackal
- Episode 128: Episode 2 -Jackal
- Episode 136: A new beginning -your mom
- Episode 142: Week One, Day One, Hour..One! -Angus
- Episode 145: Barter Town gets some visitors! -Angus
- Episode 151: The touch of a women -your mom
- Episode 152: Semem and poop decks -your mom
- Episode 155: Steals?! -Kylar Stern
- Episode 157: first big deal :) -Stabon
- Episode 159: not big but funny deal :) -Stabon
- Episode 162: A Thief's Revenge. -Kylar Stern
- Episode 163: Jailbird Blues! -Kylar Stern
- Episode 165: A New Begining! -Alterix
- Episode 166: My Second Day! -Alterix
- Episode 167: My Second Day! (Part 2) -Alterix
- Episode 175: Mondain the Blind Gargoyle -Grey Mullet
- Episode 176: GWORPE rhymes with... haha stole your gloves and your name is stupid. -Grey Mullet
- Episode 179: Another day another steal or three... -Grey Mullet
- Episode 180: The Incident -Grey Mullet
- Episode 183: First night on the town -Enkil Visigoth
- Episode 187: Get these nasty robes offa me! -Enkil Visigoth
- Episode 188: Extended Period of Procrastination -Jareth
- Episode 190: Trick or Treat -Ash
- Episode 193: My first steal -Cheks Miks
- Episode 199: The continuing misadventures of Ash -Ash
- Episode 202: A Night At the Museum! -Corpse
- Episode 208: Mission Thief Club -Booglerz
- Episode 209: Visit Siege night, oh how the goods were had... -Booglerz
- Episode 210: 3 of us, 12 of them... -Booglerz
- Episode 211: They call me, Sidearm Stealer! -Booglerz
- Episode 215: Venturing deep into the Abyss -Swindle
- Episode 216: That wonderful time of year -Cheks Miks
- Episode 217: I believe that belongs to me! -Cheks Miks
- Episode 218: I sense a disturbance... -Cheks Miks
- Episode 219: I just don't think yellow is my color -Cheks Miks
- Episode 220: The Essence of Taxation -Swindle
- Episode 223: Story of Revenge -The One and Only
- Episode 224: Divine anti-theft device -Vanessa
>Siege Perilous Recruitment Policy
To get into THIEF you're going to have to go through the recruitment stone first, but even before that, I won't even consider it unless you begin posting steals on the forums as an unguilded thief. These epiodes will be posted with the "Guest Episode" tag. You won't have access to the Siege Perilos sub-forum and you won't be friended to the tower (yet).
Once you get on the recruitment stone, your job is simple: You have to have at least 2 successful steals captured with screenshots. Post those steals on the forums and I'll have them up on the main site within 24 hours. These don't have to be actual "stories." They can just be pics with captions of what's going on. It's up to you.
Every once in a while me (and others) will think of a competition the recruits can go through. These competitions can be anything that comes to mind. The winner gets in the guild. (There have to be at least 2 recruits on at one time to have one of these competitions. How else will we know who wins?) Only one person gets in at a time.
I do this for a couple reasons:
- If you're going to steal from me, if you just want to get in my guild to loot the guild house or maybe kill me when I'm not looking while I'm green to you, at least I got 2 stories from you while running around in a ridiculous outfit. (I still win.)
- I've always said that the thing that separates THIEF from every other thief guild out there are the stories. This way, you get your stories, I put them up on the site, and your stories are up there with everyone else.
- Your template doesn't have to be complete, but it shows that you've put enough time into your thief and your skills are high enough to be usable. I'm all for recruiting new players, even those who have never played a thief before. But what's the point of being in THIEF if you can't steal anything? This proves that you can.
Recruitment Stone a.k.a. Wannabe Stone a.k.a. Chad Stone
Guildmaster: Laggy McLagerson
Guild Name: Wannabe THIEF
Abbreviation: chad
All recruits are required to wear *yellow* death robes while on the recruitment stone and while they make their first two steals.
(The guild is intentionally named to make you want to get off the stone as fast as possible.)
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