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Hola Amigos! A new era has fallen upon Great Lakes, one that is to be cataloged by me Jose Muerto of THIEF.My journeys begin in the peaceful facet of Malas. A world of prancing fairies and gum drops. Where all your fears disappear. Where you and your possessions are safe from scoundrel thieves.
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But are they really safe? Not if one does not take the necessary precautions.Like locking your items down. ^^
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Whats this? A picnic basket? For me? Oh why thank you!
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After accepting my donation, I could hardly fit it in my pack! Inside i find various power scrolls and cheap doom stealables. Eleven 110 scrolls and Seven 105 scrolls.
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What a kind donation! Muchas Gracias!I return to Luna to bank my score.
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Filled with pride I inspect my loot. That was too easy though!
I decide to visit Felucca Destard, in hopes of more exiting adventures.
*Recalls to Destard Felucca*
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*stealthing about dungeon*
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Deserted!
Exiting the dungeon I decide to look for marks in their house.While looking about I find something that intrigues me.
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That sure is alot of stones. I check the container and find it secure. Something tells me that is lumber. But how in the world could someone amass such a quantity of Lumber?
I decide to mark a rune near by so that i may investigate this at a later time.
*Recalls to Brit Bank*
When i appear at the bank it is busy as usual. The normal hustle and bustle of faceless nobody's.
Out of the corner of my eye I spot Shadow Dancer.
Shadow Dancer: Buying 110 Tactics Scroll!
I could not tell of what sex this person was, I will to shadow dancer as "it".
Stepping toward him i am overwhelmed with the scent of feces.
*My god what has this thing been doing?!* I ponder to my self
"I have one." I say to it, wishing i hadn't even approached this foul creature in the first place!
"how much" it responds.
"15k" I say hoping it will just give me the money and leave me be. I begin to feel nauseated. I begin to vomit in my mouth. This man surely needs a Bath!
"hmmm how about 10?" he says.
At this point I Will do just about anything to get out of this things presence
"Very Well"I instruct him that i only gave him such a deal in hopes that he would take the discounted 5k to the Buccaneer's Bath in Buc's den.
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I then gladly remove my self from his presence. Perhaps i will go and check my rune i just made.I am deeply disturbed by what i find. A SLAVE! That is how this man collects so much wood. He has a personal slave that Lumberjacks non stop, without food or drink.
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This slave was an elven man, wearing nothing but a tattered death shroud and wielding a corroded hatchet with -50 dmg increase.
Would you give a regular hatchet to your slave? I think not! He might harm you with it!
I snoop him and find nothing. I decide to attempt to put this slave out of his misery. Perhaps it is what he wants... To be freed from his endless chores.
I give him two quick jabs with my dagger and he flees inside. Next time I will return with Deadly Poison.If this man is to continue to work he must freely give up 1000gp the next time we meet.
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I return back to place my book...
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-Jose Muerto
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