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What the hell happened??
*Scrubs Beard*
About two months worth....
That’s one hell of a drinking binge.....
I vaguely remember selling a taming ring I stole on my last adventure.....
But I can't find the gold anywhere....
Wonder which wench that went on...
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As I come to I realise I’m in Luna, I don’t remember how I got there and I don’t like waking up in a stinking heap in the smith shop......
It's those bloody miners fault........
They're worse than me with the cheap whores...
As I leave I have to stop to admire a couple of presents left by an un known donor in luna...
They can sell for over 100mil......
Note To Self: Get a sledge hammer to the base...
What’s that smell.......
*Raises Arm*
I can’t sneak up on people like this...
If the wind changes I’ve had it....
Welp only one thing for it!As I dunk my head and scrub my banana clean of the congealed sick and -well I really don’t want to go into that right now - I start thinking of where I’d go first...
So it comes that a clean, hung-over and altogether sexy thief ended up at Fire......I’m sure I’ve seen that swamp dragon here before....
As I step through and make my way to Barracoons lair I know I’ve made a good choice.......I cannot remember his name......
His animal was way to pretty for me to be bothered with him....
I decide to stop thinking of how to free this beast from its evil master’s claws and head inside.....Good Sign
I search the area and find a set of bones...
I search the Island and find a stealther picking up the gold, he only had gm armor on him and I felt too much pity for the poor street urchin to attack or steal from him.........
After all every poor street urchin is a Thief in waiting!!!!!
So I continue my search.......Aha!
Take that you zionic slave driver!
'RUN FAIR BEAST! BE FREE!' I Scream
'All Kill' A voice behind me yells
Bollocks!
I decide to do the nice thing and leg it......
I don't want to have to kill the dog and his spell wielding master now do I?
it just wouldn't be fair on them...
I make it round the slave master and the poor Mutt and head for the star room disappointed at missing my first chance of a decent steal in two months.....
Whats this?*Grins*
I wondered when they'd start handing out the welcome back gifts.....
They really do love me!!
I deserve a nap.....
Ill pick this up again later
-Tony Emerald