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Nothing is quite as nice as an afternoon kip in a comfy bed and a free purse of gold, especially when the bed and purse is someone else’s and they're picking up the bill....
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*Tap Tap Tap*
"Mr Townsend, are you ok in there.... I heard a commotion...." a voice came from outside the door
Looking over at the unconscious, tied up heap of Mr Townsend on the floor id guess he would have a deep voice
"Aye lassy, just a misunderstanding' i growled...
"Ok Mr Townsend, I'll see you at dinner"
"Thank you, Innkeeper" I growl
*Flips Bird At The Door*
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Felling relaxed and rested I step out into the hallway, smile back at the slumped heap of my host and head outside into glorious sunshine.....
*Takes a deep breath*
Damn I feel good......
It was time to get my first steal since the binge and start saving for the next one!
Those miners wont know what hit them......
There’s one place in this world I have a better chance of a steal than anywhere else, and to be fair its one of my favourite places...
Fel yew gate of course!
However.......It's too quiet.....
I check out the couple sat gazing lovingly into each other’s eyes and find nothing but a love token from one man to another........
It seems some get sex cheap, I got figure out how......I sit by the gate and wait for some entertainment, but it never arrives.....
*Ponders*
*takes map out*
There is one possibility.......
HeartWood!
I find the entrance....and find my mark.....
I get into position, sit down and start watching his movement....
I notice there is a routine to his work, it’s like he’s some sort of machine.....
He does the same things over and over....
That’s weird!
*Chuckles*
After about 10 minutes an item drops into his bag......
I notice I can’t see what items are in the bag, the drawstring is tied a little too tightly....Well only one thing for it then....
I'll Steal the lot!
Easy!!!
And the goods keep coming!
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Not a bad haul really, one hour or reading my favourite book and grabbing each and everything the man earns made my happy inside.....
*Grin*
Plus the wood he used to earn them....
Doesn’t half numb my butt sitting here that long though.......
-Tony Emerald