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Chad Sexington...
Do you know what its like to live in the shadow of this man?
*Ponders*Recently he has been getting more successful, granted I beat him to the bears but it’s not enough!
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So I try to start a different way, ill goto a public moongate and just start to wander...
Trinsic it is!Ok this is lame.
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I've been walking around this stupid forest forever and not even one victim.
The trees are mocking me...
*pumps fist at trees*
hmm.. A beach! People love the beach!NOBODYS HERE! And none of these houses are open... blast.
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Chad's voice is beginning to echo in my head... that 120 from theoneeyejack was an amazing steal... how can I beat it?
I stumble on a headless one's "cottage", what? Are the skulls supposed to scare me!Ha-Ha! I'm King Scoundrel! It’s going to take more than that you... headless... loser...
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*immediately regrets last insult*Hmm... this headless one is up to no good. He thinks he can outsmart me too huh??
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*pumps fist at headless one*
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I will not accept failure...J.S.P, he must be in league with the headless one. He probably couldn’t break the code on the parchment and came to the smiths instead.
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Oh my god... J.S.P... It all makes sense now... the crappy hay shack in the middle of the forest, a headless one, wrong directions in bucs... and now J.S.P
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Junk Smuggling Program...
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Those bastards... I can’t let them get away with this!
But... I'm supposed to be out-stealing Chad...
Nay, that will be for another day. It is my duty as a citizen of the realm to stop this injustice!I ready my DP shuriken of Justice and wait in the shadows for him to return...
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*bangs head on wall*
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To close to strike fear into the heart of junk smugglers? Blast...
Wait! I get it...
Even those dastardly smiths are in on it as well... J.S.P doesn’t return.
*pumps fist*
Can I possibly let this happen? Two failures in one day?
::Dainty Bardington::
Hmm... well the thirst for blood is on my wolfs tongue... but where could I go?
::Dainty Bardington::
I could try a champ spawn...
::Dainty Bardington::
I could conform to Chad's ways and camp Luna for a sign...
::Dainty Bardington::
Hmm, I got an idea...*Malicious Grin*
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Well, I would easily describe myself as the pinnacle of manliness... so this devilish music should affect me to much.
I ready my DP shuriken of Justice... and STRIKE!*throws explosion potions for flashy effect*
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Dainty Bardington: 0
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King Scoundrel: 1
-King Scoundrel
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