So i start my tale this evening, doing the rounds looking for donations to the needy (thats me in this tale)
Not a soul in sight so i decide to try my luck in Brit
But whats this ? ? ? A private conversation that no one was invited to ? sounds perfect to me , who knows what i might learn of value, so standing in the shadows i bend an ear and listen closely
They dont seem to like Bo very much
Hmmm he seems to be canvessing for votes on the sly , treachery , treason ! All he had to do was offer a sherbert dib dab and a diet coke and the first vote was his
Oh yes im sure you are but what has this man to offer now he has given you all his loot ?
More people arrive to this covert gathering , it gets more interesting by the minute
Needing more votes Cat decides to hand over some ingots to ensure the loyalty of his little band
how very careless just dropping them on the floor ......anyone might pick them up (enter a young-ish lovable thief ) Yes i mean me *shakes head*
* YOINK* Not quite a steal but i shan't sniff at it
Deciding they may not take kindly to realising a non gang member was in their midst , i make like a bananna and split , returning home to store my treasure.
I did return to see them all running around like headless chickens searching for me but like a ninja (theres a joke there somewhere) i slink back into the shadows from whence i came, them non the wiser.
-Tea Leaf