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I have no qualms about stealing. Some might go so far as to say I love stealing. I believe that is an unfair statement because let’s be really honest…
Stealing is my cocaine.
I decided to visit Pacific to do some congressionally mandated re-appropriations of other peoples property.
I was informed that HoFD guild was a guild of wealthy tax evaders. This crime could not stand. Other people need their wealth more than them!
So I visited their house and…
::YOINK!::Thank you for you writ of lease. Next time, try owning a house. Leasing is for suckers.
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I’m amazing… I know. It’s so true. I’m on this shard a day and I’ve already re-appropriated other peoples possessions.
People tend to get upset when their hard work gets re-appropriated to my pocket.Sorry Sir, When I plan on re-appropriating more of your property, I tend to avoid giving you the chance to ban me from your houses.
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Now that he’s futilely tried to ban me from his house with that transparent attack on the King of Thieves, I bet he will try and claim the lease that was stolen from him and resold for 8 million gold was worthless.::Grin::
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This has been text book thus far. I think I’ll come back tomorrow and see if he suspects an innocent gentleman like myself….
:::The Next Day:::
::Gasp::
What a shock, The mark suspects the King of Thieves stole his lease. It’s a good thing that I stole something worthless that he doesn’t care about right?
I think I’ll play dumb…Who is this “mesana” person? Is she anything like The Dark Lady Mesanna?
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I hope she doesn’t ban me for being a thief… How dare I steal things..Of course, next he’ll say they’re friends and that she will just randomly abuse her position to favor some random guy who got robbed right?
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Of course you have bud… Well I bet your uncle made Ultima Online too right? Oh wait, I don’t care.
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Thanks for reminding me of every person I ever robbed in 1999 that threw a temper tantrum in Ultima Online over things they always said were worthless.
StewieGriffin of HoFD, Thank you for being a classic mark.
Next Time, Pay Your Taxes!
-Evil Lord SMuRFY,
The King of Thieves
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