Just when my boredom is getting the best of me, a nice shiny red moongate pops up nearby, and out jumps Soulweaver (whom I knew was leaving UO soon and stocking up a vendor)… better check this out!
I hope through the gate and find myself on the Isle of Love (used to host this year’s Valentines day events).
Soulweaver comes back through the gate, but runs into his house and disappears from view
Interesting… only two houses on this island… and both are decaying… sweet! I better go mark a rune.
I run over to the opposite side of the island, mark a rune, and stealth back to the house.!!! BUT WHATS THIS! IN THE TIME IT TOOK ME TO MARK A RUNE, THE HOUSE HAS BEEN DROPPED AND THE LOOTING ALREADY BEGAN!?!?! HOW? IT WAS ONLY SLIGHTLY WORN! HE MUST HAVE DROPPED IT FOR HIS FRIENDS! SHIT! LOOT!!!!!!
No one knows I’m here, so I stealth around and scoop up as much as I can. I even had time to go back to opposite side of the island, gate home, drop off the first round of loot, return and fill my pockets for a second time.
Slowly, the loot begins getting obviously crappier and crappier, and the people begin to gate out…
One by one, until… nothing.
Nothing but me, hidden, and NaTiVe AmErIcAn… unmoving for the last few minutes, with a backpack and a horde minion full to the brim… *looks around* excellent!
Hmmm, is he really asleep? Or is this some sort of ploy to get me to show so I can get ganked… Hmmm, maybe they did know I was here after all… hmmmm, decisions decisions…
Welp, Im losin daylight here. Now or never! *Chucks shuriken and Native* *Shuriken DP FAIL* ugh!
*hides and watches for signs of life*
Nothing… eeehhhhhxxxxxccceeellleeennnttt
Hmm, Im now out of shuriken (this ALWAYS happens!!), and I didn’t bring along my kryss…
Ah HA! Im wearing LRC! Ill just Ebolt him to death! *ebolt* 9 damage!?!? WTF!
*ebolt* *ebolt* *out of mana*
Fuck! This guy regens life faster than I can damage!
Hmmm this is a shit situation, and it somehow seems all too familiar…*DING!*
Haha, got you now fucker!
*grabs the mage weapon gnarled staff I saw in one of these loot crates earlier*Haha, nothing worse than death by Item ID staff!
*snake form*
*YOU ARE ATTACKING NATIVE AMERICAN**smack smack smack*
Dead…
*eyeballs cowering horde minion*
Your mine now you little fucker (carrying some blessed items… woohoo)*smack smack smack*
Dead…
I loot everything I possibly can carry (and then some) and head for the hills. I don’t wanna be around when the cavalry arrives!
After sorting through the loot, the items that I deemed to be the best loot were:
Robe of the Equinox
Someones Dagger (blessed)
Whispering Rose
AoS Black Rose
Cloak of Corruption
Some Invis clothing
About 6 Amulets of Righteousness (I have no idea what they do, but if you double click them and then target yourself, lightning bolt with no damage… pretty sweet!)
2 Full Spellweaving Books
TONS of LRC and MR2 armor
And a gnarled staff soaked in the blood of a Scrub!
Success!
I may not have been able to showcase my new Legendary Stealing skill (no one had anything good enough to make me break my cover!), I may not have looted a 100 mil artie, but you know what? Fuck you! MY LOOTZ!!!!
-Enkil Visigoth