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Episode 0151: The touch of a women




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Today started out well. I awake with a slight hang over and the smell of wealth was in the air. I remember a public posting and head off to umbra. After a short wait chatting with guild mates (and sobering up). The IDOC falls and in the end I find my pockets filled with some nice loot.

Not a bad way to start your morning (could of had a screw driver), but it was not the kind of thrill I was seeking this day. I head to Luna to find Beth sitting at the bank. I snoop her pack and amuse myself by taking a treasure map.

She doesnít even flinch. I have heard stories of people in Luna going into strange dazes becoming unaware of the world around them. Only problem is I wanted to make sure the risk was worth the reward. I decide it is bank and wait till me and Beth are left alone. The time was right and I ready my shurkin, TIME FOR SOME GIRL ON GIRL ACTION! READY BOYS!

I guess everybody liked the show because nobody seemed to mind. I jump on top of her and we roll around. In the craziness we canít remember who was wearing what (I knew I had gone in naked, but forgot to tell her that).

We exchange one last passionate kiss and promise never to speak of this again. Such a gentle lover, I will never forget you Beth. A womenís touch is pure and sweet, unlike the touch of a man. She is my new love, so Iíll take my robe back Chad. You have been replaced.


-your mom

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