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On my way into yew, I had the strangest feeling someone was following me.
I kept stopping and looking over my shoulder to see nothing but the yew woodlands. It was seemed as if each plant I past was attempting to get my attention. Every blade of grass I stepped on seemed to be pushing me back. The trees seemed to be looming over me in a menacing kind of way.
I tried to simply ignore these delusions I was having but the trees kept tripping me out.
Deciding to get off of the grass, I make a quick and dexterous leap through the shadows onto the roof of the Yew Bank.
And to my surprise a small pile of treasure awaits me. ^^A great feeling of happiness washes over me as I scoop the items into my pack.
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I begin to laugh.
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And then I begin to laugh harder.
I continue laughing as I wonder to my self why this is so funny.
Suddenly I stop laughing.
*What am I so happy about this isn't a steal! Who ever left these here is probably watching and laughing at ME right now! *
I consider throwing these items to the floor and laughing out to who ever is playing this elaborate joke on me, but I don't.I bank the items and jump back to the ground below
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It was much easier walking back to the gate than it was walking to the bank. The trees were back to normal looking, but the grass was still pushing me; but, pushing me in the direction I want to go.
I sort of surfed the grass back to the gate.
It was weird.
...Arriving at the gate I find no other men and am left alone with this horse that won't stop giving me these intense expressions with his big eyes.
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It kept leering at me, eyes open wide... very creepy.
Then i began to hear something that sounded like words come from its mouth. Very quiet and ghostly, repeating something...
I step closer and lean in to hear better and it seems to stop.
Face to face with this creepy horse, I turn my head and look into its big creepy eyes and all of a sudden...
"JOSE" I hear as If from all sides.
My heart jumps, fight or flight kicks in. Should I run or should I slay this strange mumbling creepy eyed horse?
I swing my dagger wildly.The sounds stop. I turn and walk a few steps away from the lifeless body. I look back to see his eyes still transfixed on me.
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*Eh? Whats wrong with me? Why am I tripping out? What was up with that horse? Did I just imagine all that?*
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I head to the bath house in Buc's den for a relaxing bath.
The regular female inhabitants flock to my side.
"BEGONE!" I say with force "I am in no mood for thine toothless grins"
The crowd boos and awws as they slowly disperse. ...After bathing a sense of normalcy comes over me.
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I feel refreshed and full of energy.
As I am about to step through the gate, a peasant comes running through hysterical about some vampire at yew.
Vampires?
I have heard of these men before but am unaware if I have come across any in my adventures so far.
I head to the Yew gate to track down this vile creature.
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There he was, the vampire.I snoop his pack and find several bags I pop the first one and spot some strange items.
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Thread of life? I'll take that, what ever it is.
I take the item and causally stand next to him as if nothing happened.
He looks over at me and gives me a sort of nod, as if acknowledging my presence.
Thats when i take it upon myself to continue to rummage through his pack.
Finding my greatest treasure yet.At 2 stones an easy steal.
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The reds standing beyond the guards begin to talk to him.
I snatch the item.Vampires are very strange indeed. They seem so oblivious to things going on around them.
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"Hey munky"
"You want a free keep?"
*opens red gate*
Munky doesn't respond.Its then when I moused over his paper doll that I saw that not one thing was insured.
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This man must truly think he is the most bad ass of all bad asses. Who needs insurance if no one can kill you? Right?Wrong.
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I plan on robbing this man blind, as he has not even noticed my intentions, but I make a clumsy choice in my next steal and get flagged on an 8 stone item and run away.
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Upon my return he was no where to be found.
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-Jose Muerto
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