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Episode 0067: An Evening Stroll




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Today I secured myself some Land, I defended it with my life, well Tracks anyway.....

Now i deserve a reward!!

But I didnít want to pay for her myself......

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After my hard work securing my land of Minoc mountains today I decided I would like to treat myself to a nice lady (used loosely) I met call Karli....

Sheís pretty.......sheís curvy..........sheís got a great sense of humour......

She charges by the hour..........and she charges heavily........

Which is a problem for me, because Iím feeling greedy.

So i put down my beer, threw on my shroud and headed out to find someone who would pay the charges for me!!

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Thatís how I found Smitty!

Mining with a katana...

Thatís odd...

.

.

*Pops Pack*

He stops before i get a good look......

*He might be recalling*

Katana or not I had to do something quick....

.

.

He thankfully had no skill with the Katana......

Slowly my poison wears him down, he tries to sacred journey twice to no avail and finally......

3,000 gp!!
.

.

*If he can afford that on his taxes he must be carrying something valuable.....*

My mind races as my hands races checking his pockets....

BLACKROCK!!!

Four lovely pieces of the stuff!

I Thank Thee Smitty For Thy Donation!!!!


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I begin doubting whether karli would take lumps of rock to allow me to feels her lumps and bumps.....

I need something made well out of quality rare metal.........

*Pushes Random Button*

Luna Gate

*Shit*

hhrrmmm.....

Fine...

*Fel Yew Gate*

And I find........

His name eludes me....

But His Shield doesnít.......

A thing of fine quality! Of fine craftsman ship! Of copper? Or gold?

*If I canít tell maybe she can't*

*hopes*

Off to have my rewards!

Off to enjoy the sweet fruits of Karli!

On to Slap! On To Hop! On To Tickle!


-Tony Emerald

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