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'...n't stand to be with a proper woman!' I half catch as I slowly rouse from my slumber.
'Wth is going on now' I wonder as I crawl out into the garden
I'm startled to realise I'm in wolf form again, this is getting slightly annoying, may have to seek professional help
*makes note in little black book*
As I wonder down my pathway carefully picking the sleep gunk from my eye and the fur from my armor i realise where I know that gruff, deep manly and quite loud voice from
'There you are you little scumbag! Big man eh?! Tricking a lady into your bed and then tossing her aside in the morning?!' Screamed the WomanBeast....
'Who do you think you are treating my sister like this?' Yells a woman next to her dressed like a nun except for the crotch less panties and scar down one cheek
*Wonder if Yum Yum will show up*
As I turn my back to go back and sleep I realise I didn’t ban her sister just her!!
*smells slightly off cheese creeping up behind him*
I suddenly feel a stiletto heal hit me on the back of a head
'I ban thee'
*The dirty fighting.........*
'What to do?' I ponder aloud, they are sisters after all, could I claim this as my fame? Could I get them both into my lair for a quick hop, tickle and slap?
*scans the sisters again*
*throws shurikens*
'Not a chance in hell id stoop that low' I mutter aloud as I watch the two ugly sisters spasm on the ground.
Bah I won’t be able to sleep now, not with those faces haunting my thoughts.
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After applying fresh poison to my new shurikens i head out to start at a familiar place!!!
Gah i hate people who taunt me with checks, Lil Wayne you sir are hereby added to my grudge list!!!!!
*makes note while giving the stink eye*I Scan the crowd and don’t find much of interest and certainly nothing which would help me earn my dragons head....
But then I saw T-To-The-Nutty running round like a headless chicken and totally uninsured!
*Yes he looks like a newbi but surely he'd be carrying a couple of 120 evals*
I can dream! But I do see something I want........Yes it's not great but it’s his, and I want it to be mine!
*Should I feel bad about stealing this from a newbi who looks to have nothing? Just because he was daft enough to be in fel?*
Not a chance!
I scout around a little more but find nothing of value, it seems to be a slow day in YEW, I stay around to double check....After realising there was nothing to be had from my Yew friends I decide to go Champ hunting, I need more points! The gods owe me them!
It seems the Gods are smiling on me this afternoon!
*could it be a trap? are the Gods playing with me again?*Seems I have earned their love and respect for destroying two of their worst designed creatures on my door steps earlier and find two more Ps's scrolls at despise.
As I count my points so far I realise I’m only 10% to the dragons’ head
Looks like I have to do more!
Again I go searching.....
I Spot Dillinger
*shadow jump*
*open pack*
Something shiny takes my eye
A powerful wrestle bard ring! I shall have it! It shall be mine!*Grabs Dillinger’s ass to distract him*
*goes for the ring*
So as I settle back on my throne and ponder this weekend’s events I have to wonder whether my battered and bruised body can cope with this every weekend, The Womanbeasts, the beat downs by murderers because i shunned their sisters and the newbi snooping over the many miles of Fel?
*scans his prizes and points amount*
Hell yes I can! Cya next time!
Time for a Huzzah?!
Course there is!
-Tony Emerald