Hail One Hail All!
This Day brings grand news!
THIEF Atlantic has joined an Alliance with The Biggest Thief Guild on Atlantic! After only four days THIEF has become recognized among the Atlantic thief network!
On With our story!
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As i stir from my peaceful slumber i clearly remember the dream about the 6 Mexican midgets and wonder just where i did put that Cat'o'Nine tails......
Enough of that! For i have a reason for flicking the crust off my bandana and heading out there to harass and rob the population of this fair world!
POINTS!
Beautiful trammy, newbi deco getting points! i shall hang a golden drags head above my bed and rub it with pleasure every night before i fall drunkenly unconscious!
Of course the only way of getting these points for a theif is stealing them! Forward i will go! to glory! i shall have 6 horse bardings by the end of the day!
I set off in search of prey! To Luna!Wow thats depressing.......
Getting lonely i head for Few yew gate! there would be prey! i can smell them!Success! Prey! but had all the delicious bits been torn away all ready? i search as many people as i can see, even lifting Parrot feathers by carefully reaching into the windows of secure homes.... but alas nothing! and whats worse they say sexual harassment of parrots is a hanging offence!!
*Hides*
Ha! *gives the Guards the bird* (Ironic.....)
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Suddenly out of no where pops Clyde! He looks like a newb so i dont take pics at first until i realize the man has 3 110's in his bag for the taken! i take one!He does nothing, he doesn't stir, the mans a statue! surely he wouldn't be daydreaming at Yew Fel Gate? not with THIEF on the loose!
Only one way to find out!A Second and i hide! Still nothing!
Fine then your own fault you daydreaming baffoon!
MINE! MINE! The glorious head of falling dragons will be mine! i shall personally remove the head and balls of a Para Dragon and make the guards mount them as my own trophy!
500pts per scrolls
*hits the man*
He must be broken!
I require thousands of points!
Gah! well looks like im going to be busy the next few days......
not even enough time for a beer and a HUZZAH!
What a shame..............
-Tony Emerald