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Episode 244: Evil Lord SMuRFY Strikes Again




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OOC: Let me preface this by admitting, I'm still getting used to the idea of taking screen shots. As of now, I suck. If someone has some system in place or method they can share for how they remember to take lots of screen shots, it would be appreciated.

In Character:

Thievin' ain't easy, but I sure make it look good.

I returned to the scene of my last crime, a creature of habit, I've learned people rarely learn. The EM Event hall, my new favorite hang out.

Mr. Helios chose to host a sheep battle. I like lamb and I like robbing Helios. It made sense to attend.

There were 3 obvious competitors. Sam and Kaika had bonded and trained sheep. El DaNgel had trained one at the event.

I admit off the bat, sam and el dangel had paid their monthly GOR extortion bills. I'll ignore them...

As long as they keep paying anyway....

I began the event like I always do. I snooped everyone and it went like it always does....

Insured, Blessed, Garbage, Boring, Insured, Blessed, Heavy, Garbage....

Mr. Helios brought a friend today, Mr. Ikaris.

I walked up to Mr. Helios... I stealthily began peeking...

Insured, Blessed, Garbage, Boring, Insured, Blessed, Heavy, Garbage....
FEH!!! Nothing....

Mr. Helios informed me, we would not see a repeat performance and suddenly, I could no longer look at his belongings. Something about him being a newbie or something... I ceased to care what messages he had for me since he had nothing valuable for me.

Mr. Ikaris, I walked up to him in plain sight, and it was the same as Mr. Helios' pack. Junk.... And he began to lecture me about respecting peoples things so I ignored him and walked away from him.

Kaika would have to win me a prize tonight, it was the only chance I'd get.

And then it was announced...

El DaNgel in third.....
Damn...

Sam in first....
Ughhhh....

Kaika in second....
::Grin::

I disappeared from sight and walked up to Kaika.
Mr. Helios banned me from the EM Event Arena as soon as I approached her.
My friends inside unbanned me...
Mr. Helios banned me from the EM Event Arena again.
My friends inside unbanned me again...
blah blah... This was repeated like 4 more times...

Still no prizes for being best thief ever.... I will NOT be denied my trophy...

I'm not sure what happened next but suddenly everyone rushed from the safety of the arena...

It's like they wanted to make sure I got my trophy...

I walked up to Kaika in plain sight...

I opened her pack and saw some very pretty new sheep shears...
Those weren't there before....

They are clearly not hers. I'll make sure someone that deserves them gets them...

----day dream----
Evil Lord SMuRFY: You look like you could use some new sheep shears...
Highest Bidder: OMGOOOOOSEES TAKE MY HUNDRED MILLZ AND GIMME!!!
Evil Lord SMuRFY: Yes sir, hand the checks to my personal banker. Enjoy your pretty new sheep shears.

----/end day dream----

Oh right... I have to steal them first...

::YOINK::

Thanks Kaika...

Next time Kaika, Pay Your Taxes.


-Evil Lord SMuRFY,
The Last GOR Thief


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