Been hearing for weeks about a Wedding coming up, so I had been preparing my skills for the day in hopes of earning my stripes as THIEF of SP. I spent countless hours harassing my pack llama, walking the stones of my house and playing with that damn trick box Vanessa gave me( I still think its got something in it).
The day of the wedding arrived and I knew that anyone who was anyone would be there, including the notorious reds of the shard. So I hoofed it out to Iantown in advance, to both scout the area since I had never been and to hide somewhere close so once the event started I could get in fast without deaths. I ended up on Kelmo's farm, conversing with the sheep while I waited. They are great conversationists, you should really take the time to get to know them sometime.
So the people for the wedding start to gather in the house with the chapel, on the level with the bar. I slowly make my way in but get revealed immediately cause of friends of the house. Oh well, I peruse in people's backpacks and pouchs looking for some goodies but most people are carrying just blessed items. I am sitting there innocently when Goldie Pawn accuses me of peeking under err in her backpack. Which I had not done, but since I was accused already I went ahead and did then, hehe.
All at once a swarm of red's show up and start killing everyone including the groom and bride. I do my best of hiding, dodging and weaving but finally the asshat Forsaken catches me with an Earthquake and poison.
After about 20 mins the Reds are finally booted from the house, and I find my first mark. Skylar has decided to run around with his regs hanging out all over, so I decide his Black Pearl is the way to go.
Thanks for the regs =)
So I hung out a bit, and watched the ceremony. I decided not to interrupt it but I did set myself up for my next steal during it.
Aislinn while waiting on a teleporter to the reception decided to stand around long enough to donate a Gargish Dagger to my collection.Brooke, who had been whining all day about being banned from the house, finally made it inside to donate some horned leather gloves to my cause.
As the reception winded down, I was able to get up close to the newlyweds and took Kelmo's LRC gorget, but alas my camera had broken and was unable to show my final conquest of the day. I did get to silently follow the newlyweds next door to their porch where they sat chatting for about 15 mins, but by then both had either offloaded or been picked clean by others *Cough*. Goldie Pawn had handed an item to the bride as a gift but I was not fast enough in my skills to pluck it clean before she ran off to deposit it in a chest. Oh well, I had a blast at the wedding.
-Littlebo Peep