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Welp, tonight I had had enough of the skill training grind. I was tired of these piss smelling, decrepid old neon yellow robes, and I was ready to get my fingers sticky... Im not sure that came out right.
I decide to head out to trusty ol Luna bank to see if I can find any day dreamers.
Sadly, no one is there. But as I walk out toward the moongate, I hear the clashing of swords mixed with words of magic. I decided it sounded too much like a party to pass up so I check it out.
Outside the Luna walls I find some people dukin it out and I see Kahlan Rahl off to the side healing up. I decide to take a peep and find some decnet leggings with night sight, lrc and lmc. They must become mine! My plan comes to a screeching halt as I remembered that I would need pictures of my adventures to rid myself of these horrible robes. I grab a screenie, *Yoink* my new leggings, and head for the hills. Leme check out the pic!aw man, look at this turd. This probably wont count. I gotta get better at this shit.
I head back into the fray and find an archer who seems to be paying attention to everything else in the world
aside from his backpack and my hands.
OOO this is a nice bow...Dont mind if I do! *Yoink!*
After banking my new items, I see a nice young lady daydreaming in fron tof the stables. I wonder what kinda goodies this lady has? Anniversary cake huh? Sure, Ill have a piece *Yoink*
After having my cake and eating it too, I decide to hit the moongates and make the rounds. Hopefully I'll find some randoms doing random things.
Gate after gate I check, and keep comin up empty, until I get to Compassion and see a Mr Twisted hangin out lookin shady. I go over to investigate and find that he has dropped a shiny new Anniversary Gift ticket at his feet. Well, cant let that go to waste now can we? *Yoink* What else you got Mr?Smoke Bombs eh? Sure why not! Man, this has been my lucky night, I should hit the sack while Im ahead. Nah, lets do the rounds one more time and see what we can come up with.
I end up in Yew and see a fella named Mortus hangin out behind someone's house, looking pretty shady. I think he might be a peeping tom! I decide to frisk him and what do I find? Thats right, some suspicious gloves.Sorry Sir, Im going to have to take these in for some DNA testing. *Yoink*
Ah, another Pervert thwarted!
Tonight has been a good one, all I gotta do now is bust out another one like this tomorrow and then it'll be my turn to piss on these robes before handing them off to the next recruit! Life is good.
-Enkil Visigoth
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