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Episode 0136: A new beginning




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I awake to a new day, to find myself in an unfamiliar robe. What the hell? What this isn’t mine? This smells of man juice and sex! It is at that point that I realize what has happened. CHAD SEXINGTON! I knew I shouldn’t have taken that last shot of tequila.

Very well, I guess I am in now, nothing to do now but embrace my new man and set forth to make him proud. I head to yew gate, to find Joe Blow of TnT parading around like he owns the place. (I told you I was hung over so the details of the night elude me, the same would happen to you if you spent a night at the bars with the legendary Chad).

Notice the great detail in the hair? (It was my first time, so I made a few mistakes like all virgins do) This so called king had some of the nicest faction wear in all the land, and his bows were all mighty. One in particular catches my eye. So many things in his pack, you are goon hurt your back carrying all that stuff. Let me help you out, I will hold some for you. I take the bow but he seems upset with my act of compassion. I decide to leave it in my bank for him until he has more room in his pack.

And so end my first day as a Chad, not the best work but I am learning and getting better everyday. But I promise you this Chad I will get back the pretty pink robe that I was wearing at the bar that night! I will not just be another one of your skanky play toys. So be good and wash your ears,


-your mom

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