* Rubs Eyes * Ahh another fine day, But what will it bring me? If all goes to plan it will bring me untold riches and wealth and enough Glory to feed the whole of Siege!
Or on the other hand it could just bring me yet another dirt nap and a sore head…
* Rubs Head *
No, not today, I have a good feeling about today… Glory will be mine! You hear that world
GLORY WILL BE MINE!I leave the crap hole known as Luna and head off to find my fortune, with my head full of ambition and my nipples tingling I head through the moongate to Yew… when who do I see but PaWnOgRaPhY, ( must have pressed wrong key as snoop image not there :< )
But anyway, I sneak over, pop his pack and scan his items… Whats this I see before me?? An Oak Runic Dovetail saw…. Weighing just 2 stones its an easy steal… I run and begin to change into a llama… Poof my legs moof fast and I easily escape my victim….I stand back and Eye my prize and take a long deep breath… What’s that I smell??? GLORY!
I head to the bank and secure my Prize!
It was his…. Now its Property of the Jackal!
-Jackal