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Today I secured myself some Land, I defended it with my life, well Tracks anyway.....
Now i deserve a reward!!
But I didn’t want to pay for her myself......
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After my hard work securing my land of Minoc mountains today I decided I would like to treat myself to a nice lady (used loosely) I met call Karli....
She’s pretty.......she’s curvy..........she’s got a great sense of humour......
She charges by the hour..........and she charges heavily........
Which is a problem for me, because I’m feeling greedy.
So i put down my beer, threw on my shroud and headed out to find someone who would pay the charges for me!!
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That’s how I found Smitty!
Mining with a katana...
That’s odd...
.
.*Pops Pack*
He stops before i get a good look......
*He might be recalling*
Katana or not I had to do something quick....
.
.He thankfully had no skill with the Katana......
Slowly my poison wears him down, he tries to sacred journey twice to no avail and finally......3,000 gp!!
.
.
*If he can afford that on his taxes he must be carrying something valuable.....*
My mind races as my hands races checking his pockets....
BLACKROCK!!!
Four lovely pieces of the stuff!
I Thank Thee Smitty For Thy Donation!!!!
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I begin doubting whether karli would take lumps of rock to allow me to feels her lumps and bumps.....
I need something made well out of quality rare metal.........
*Pushes Random Button*
Luna Gate
*Shit*
hhrrmmm.....
Fine...
*Fel Yew Gate*
And I find........His name eludes me....
But His Shield doesn’t.......
A thing of fine quality! Of fine craftsman ship! Of copper? Or gold?
*If I can’t tell maybe she can't*
*hopes*
Off to have my rewards!
Off to enjoy the sweet fruits of Karli!
On to Slap! On To Hop! On To Tickle!
-Tony Emerald
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