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Episode 0052: Adventures in Britain (Part II)




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I did not get much sleep last night.

The innkeeper must have noticed me go into the room and around 2 am he comes in and starts yelling at me saying what a bad person I am and how i will never amount to anything.

"Get out! Get out you dirty thief! You have not paid for this room! You will never amount to anything, you will be cursed to live your life in the shadows as an outcast to society. Stealing anything you can get your sticky little fingers on. I wish the guards would come and lock all you scoundrels up for good." he rants. "Jose you are a bad person, ruining peoples lives to further your own. Despicable!"

Tears stream down my face as I run down the stairs of the inn.

*How could he think that way of me*

Huddling in a dark corner while sobbing I tell my self,

"You aren't a bad person, you are a thief. A good one too! You provide a service to the people of Sosaria, Item inspector! You inspect peoples items and remind them to insure them if they forget!" I begin to stop crying.

"They gladly pay me their items in return for my service. That old man just hasn't been impressed yet. I must change the way he thinks of me."

With my pride partially recovered I wander to the farmlands of Britain in search of people I can render my services to.

A strange man clad in, insured, bones. I then proceed to inspect his pack and go to work.

Blackrock! Its rumored that each piece is capable of being converted into a, cursed, cloak of corruption.

I must inform him of his falter to stow his items.

Without hesitation and quickly murder him and collect my payment.

Accepting about 3 pieces of blackrock I search the rest of the farmlands and find no other customers.

...

I decide to take a quick detour to yew gate and sprint to the moongate.

It doesnt take me long to find something that interests me.

A mighty kryss! I waste no time and claim my prize.

Returning to the gate for more, the famed MasterOrctofine catches my attention.

I spot an item from many years past. An invisibility sash. This item will aide me greatly in my adventures.

Everyone slowly meanders off and I am left alone with an injured naked man and 3 ghosts...

Make that 4 ghosts.

I get reported for a murder and laugh all the way back to Empath abbey where i decide to take a nap.

...

Awakening from my sleep, I suddenly get the urge to scout out the Britain farmlands once again.

...

Havoc? Returning so soon? Snooping his pack I find a very large pile of blackrock.

I follow him a few feet along the mountain and strike at the perfect moment.

Success!

A total of 5 small pieces of blackrock paid in exchange for my reminder.

*decides to go back to sleep*

...


-Jose Muerto

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