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Episode 273: A funny man wearing an equally funny hat.

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Hail friends,

So I walk into Luna Bank and spot a funny make wearing an equally funny hat. The hat bears our maker's mark and the book in his backpack was undeniable. Having already paid homage to our fair city, I decide to introduce myself.

Chad Sexington: Nice hat!
Barter Town Citizen: Indeed.


Barter Town Citizen: You make the first move.

Barter Town Citizens come in all shapes and sizes. Equipped with a hat and a pickaxe, he was ready to take on the world. He was a funny man, wearing a funny hat, making funny demands!

The foul-mouthed heathen goes down and it was a race to grab the best of the loot.

We hastily equip our newly collected pieces and compare our newly collected outfits.

('Twas a glorious victory.)

(I admire that in a citizen.)

I say my farewells and he challenges me to another duel. He buys more pickaxes and I nod approvingly. (I keep calling him a "noble citizen" and even with our hat on his head and my book in his backpack, he continues to have no idea what I'm talking about.)


I compliment the walking billboard's taste in fashion one last time and call it a day.

'Til next time!

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