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Hail friends,
With my need found speedy llama form I've been expanding my patrolling area (a.k.a. my territory). Without any means of marking a rune, let alone casting a gate travel spell, travel thus far has proven difficult. This land is unforgiving. Knowing this, it's funny that through my journies (locations of which I have no intention of revealing until there is something worth revealing) this next adventure takes place in a quiet little corner that's within hiking distance from Yew Gate.
This adventure starts two days earlier... when I find my new best friend.Random!
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Hidden?
(Don't be shy.)With advanced techniques in modern mathematics and physics too advanced for someone such as you to understand...
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*sticks nose up own anus*
...I triangulate Random's exact position with a two-step shuffle and some jazz hands.The trick was to determine where he was without stepping on top of him or through him.
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(I do that and the story's over.)
With jazz hands as advanced as mine, it's a fairly easy accomplishment... and even easier to muck it up. I start on the left, circle south and back up above.
(Gotcha.)*cracks knuckles*
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*uses mediocre skills of detection*(Hello.)
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I hold my breath and hope I've caught him day dreaming.
I do and I dig in.
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Nothing so far and...
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*poof*He hides and detect again. He runs and casts holy light (?).
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The runs towards the entrance with me not far behind.
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(The game wasn't up as far as I was concerned.)I had hoped to catch him before he had a chance to leave, but my short ferret legs almost fail me.
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(It's not too late.)So he wouldn't be escaping by foot after all! The gate was still open and it wouldn't be open for long.
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Fortune smiles upon me!
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Fortune blesses me this day!
Fortun----Fortune was a son of a bitch!
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A DEATH RUNE AND I FELL FOR IT!
RANDOM!
*pumps fist*
THE SLY BASTARD WAS HIDDEN THERE, LAUGHING AT ME! HE WAS WATCHING AND WAITING AND GIGGLING AT ME BEHIND MY BACK! HE RAN TO THE EXIT, CAST A GATE KNOWING I'D BE TEMPTED TO FOLLOW, CAST A MAGICAL GATE TO THIS ISLAND OF DOOM, SIMPLY STEPPED TO THE SIDE AND I WAS FOOLISH ENOUGH TO FOLLOW!
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(You've made an enemy this day.)I duck the corpers, lizardmen, rat men, rat mages, sea serpents and boglings. I break line-of-sight behind a house, call for the gods to get me off this island... and plan my revenge.
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(Note to self: When skill in Magery is sufficient, mark death rune for future evil purposes.)
Round 1: Random
'Til next time!
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