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Hail friends,
Tonight I find myself starring in a series of mini-adventures. I won't share all of them with you now. Neither of them are of any particular merit. Mini-adventures throughout the land. And yet... maybe they're all connected after all?
The spies and poets of sosaria have fixated their eye on this thief.
Let me explain:
What's this?A pouch containing 38 items and weighing 173 stones...!
(I dig in.)Pouch after pouch after pouch, I dig in deeper and deeper and deeper. Oh, what sorts of treasure await me? What riches require such elaborate anti-Chad protection?
I dig in to find an anti-climactic conclusion.An old school, no-longer-spawning, ID wand. He had it. I wanted it.
"Kal Ort Por!" Lothar says as I take my prize.(Success.)
A treasure not of any particular worth. But a treasure that I hadn't stolen before.
I add it to my collection.
I poke around the Gate of Yew, patrol the champion spawns of Despise, check out the newly buffed up dragons of Destard, stalk a few reds at Trinsic Gate, and I finally find something to ammuse myself in the City of Britain.Money Maker... and he's making donations to the library.
I take a closer look.I watch him as he makes his rounds, donates a few dozen daishos, and collects a few thousand points. There were no treasures to be found here. (He was only on auto-pilot for library point donation, not prize collection.)
I grab my shurikens and do what must be done.
(Victory.)
I return to scalp his bones and take pictures of his embarrassing looking body. I stop short as I spot a book on the table.
I reads:Overblown? Self-congratulatory? People crowning themselves 'King of Thieves'?
Too many gay jokes and penis jokes you say...!?
*gasp*
I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED!
*runs away in fear as the queer poets continue their congratulatory coronation of me*
(Penis.)
'Til next time!
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