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Episode 122: Accepting candy from strangers. (Part 4 of 4)

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Hail friends,

It would seem that "death by food poisoning" was a harder task to accomplish than I first thought! I've stolen 120 power scrolls from feluccan guild masters. I've slain powerful knights in combat just for the thrill. And I've looted entire suits from unsuspecting warriors. But this has proven to be a quest only to be undertaken by the most willingest of the willing...!

The tastey peach that started it all... my acting skills tested and refined... lessons learned in the streets of new haven... my attempt at success with the merchants of Heartwood... it all came down to this. It would end this day. (One way or another.)

I'll need to reach deep into my bag of tricks if I want to see this through to the end.

*puts nose to the air*

*sniff sniff*


(Smells like my next batch of cookies are done.)

Back in the Town of Ameteurs.

I scout ahead this time instead of diving right in. This time I was going to do it right. On the floor I find the traditional clothing of the local ameteurs.

An idea.

I'm interrupted as Urchin rides to the south towards the docks with a chip on his shoulder and a fishing rod in hand.

(An even better idea.)

I pick up a disguise kit and let it work its magic.

No mistakes.

(No surrender.)

I dress myself with the traditional clothing on the floor, head to the docks, and introduce myself to my new best friend.

(How weird! I like fishing too!)

So that's how the locals operate? The rich give to the poor...??

I take his story, twist it, and use it for my own evil purposes.


(I pretend to eat mine.)

Wait for it.


Wait for it.



It seems my candy was poisoned!

He panics.

I panic!

"An Nox!" he says as he attempts to cure the poison.

It fails!

"An Nox!" I says as I attempt to cure my new best friend!

No regs!

And there it is!

All the trials and tribulations of these last few days all leading to this! This was the way it was... And in some ways the way it was always meant to be.

Sweet release!

I ejaculate in Urchin's face. (Figuratively speaking, of course.)

*shifty eyes*

Urchin runs off to the local healers and I stay to soak in the moment.


I job well done. A quest completed. And as I stand here I look back on all that I've accomplished this day. I blame this adventure on the poor soul who threw that single peach on the floor of Luna...

...and I take the glory for myself.

'Til next time!

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