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Hail friends,Another night and another day at the Gate of Yew. Lil Waryor & Lord Book Master exchange verbal blows. Nothing stops the endless bloodshed and non-stop cock-grabbery of the over compensating combatants.
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One shot to the left. A second stream to the right. And another zips by over head as I duck just in time... still getting sprinkled by the acid rain.
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The pissing contest was well underway.A head!
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All too easy. I know it's coming. I know it.
I move in anyway.I know it and yet I can't resist.
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The sausages were packed in tight. From the south and the north, there wasn't a clean angle to take.
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With my luck, two others already in battle flash the screen and break up the sausage fest.
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I wait for the moment. I reach out my hand. And all I'm rewarded with is that dreaded message that loves me so:
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"This item has no value to you."
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(I disguise my disgust with my new found greeting.)
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I turn my attention to Book Master's well dressed friend.
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Bingo.
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I wet myself at the sight of the messy pack. The verbal jabs continue all around. I have some time, but I would still have to act fast. It started as a light sprinkle, but the urine was flowing freely now. I eyeball one bow, dodge a squirt from behind, and note the insurance on the next.I look again and find something to my liking.
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A wand? A grand wand!
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I set my sights and go to work.Again, I don't bother running. A 1 stone item was nothing to fear.
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I dive back in.And there it is!
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The treasure that is worth my troubles! A very rare and valuable magical sash indeed!
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Their words are big. Their words are bold!
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(Their words meant nothing to me.)I take my sash and Lord Book Master was the only one to even blink at the sight of me. Why run? I turn the corner and pleasure myself with my new treasure.
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Another night and another day at the Gate of Yew.
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I thank thee, and good night!
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'Til next time!
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