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Hail friends,
An old message on my bulletin board catches my eye.
I decide to go check out how my old friend E-wok is doing. And why not? I just finished answering all my hate mail and the rest of my day was mine.
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It looks like someone else has taken matters into their own hands! But what's this...?
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(I pick up a scent.)
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Ah! Walkdawg! It's very nice to meet you. And a pleasure! A bag of sending? For me?
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No, no, no... please don't get up. Aye? Fresh tea? If you insist. Your sister? Sleep with her? No, no no... I don't want to impose.That's a very sharp looking outfit you're wearing. I'll have to get one just like it someday. ^^
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Why yes, I can help you with your ore. (But you're standing much too close to guard zone for what I have in mind.)The ore runs low and Walkdawg heads for higher ground. The scent carries up the mountain...
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...and I follow and find... nothing...?
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This all feels so familiar... I've been here before! 'Twas not 2 year ago since I was taught my first lesson on my first adventure. Not up the mountain, but into the forbidden mine he went.
I try and learn from my mistakes.(This time I tranform back to human form before entering.)
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He was making this too easy! Far, far, away from any guard zone, in this narrow passage, and now in this mine, unable to cast Sacred Journey to escape!
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I prepare my dagger.Perhaps Walkdawg has had enough of the tyranies of this world. "But what of my sister?" he asks outloud. Fear not! I shall step up to the task and look after your sister once you are gone from this world! I swear it!
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I let him know I meant to keep my word......but before he goes I tell him a little secret...
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...MY RAINY DAY FUND FOR FEMALE UNDERWEAR HAS ALL DRIED OUT! YOUR SISTER WILL NOT HAVE ANY TO WEAR!
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*gasp*I shuriken his fire beetle and take what's mine.
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(It's a shame the beetle wasn't bonded.)
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Unable to let go, Walkdawg returns to this world to check on his possessions and on his beetle and the calvalry rushes in to save the day!
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Hoping to spy something of value straight from his bank, I strap on my miner's disguise as to not get noticed...
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... and stick around while Icygoddess keeps watch.
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They're very good!
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"Chad? Nay, my name is Walkdawg. But a humble miner!" I plead.
For some reason they saw straight through my lies and see through my disguise!
(BLAST!)"I thank thee for thy bag of sending!" I tell them. "And for thy clothes. But 'tis a little snug around the crotch area."
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(They were not amused and make their exit.)
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I return home and add Walkdawg's miner outfit to my ever expanding pallet of disguises. They'll never see it coming.
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'Til next time!
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