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Episode 026: Slevin Kelevra 0, Good Guys 2

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Hail friends,

With my new found riches I find myself seeking the finer things in life.

"Buying Item Bless Deed 60mil" I announce to the world whilst I stand amidst the crowd of Luna Bank.

Most people ingore my request, others stop to say hi, and others go about their daily business while outbursts of rage erupt but cause no real disturbance. All part of the comings and goings of Luna I s'pose.

"Buying Item Bless Deed 60mil" I say again.

No one answers and as I'm about to call it a day, enter Slevin Kelevra of the Minions of Death and Evil (MODE).

"I have one."

Slevin Kelevra: Can I see the 60mil first?
Slevin Kelevra: I don't want to waste my time.

A reasonable request from a very heterosexual man such as himself. I skip to my house and neatly arrange the 60 checks in a container and return. I insist we do the trade at my house so I can detect for intruders.

(Trust no one.)

He shows me the goods and I want to punch him in his extremely heterosexual face.

"Hard to come by." he says.

"Your mom." I'm thinking.

(Do you think I'm stupid?)

Slevin Kelevra: ?
Chad Sexington: I ban thee.

The scammer is forever banished from my presence.

"I don't want to waste my time."


(Where do I find these guys?)

'Til next time!

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