With my new found riches I find myself seeking the finer things in life.
"Buying Item Bless Deed 60mil" I announce to the world while I stand amidst the crowd of Luna Bank.
Most people ingore my request, others stop to say hi, and others go about their daily business while outbursts of rage erupt but cause no real disturbance. All part of the comings and goings of Luna I s'pose.
"Buying Item Bless Deed 60mil" I say again. No one answers as I prepare to call it a day. Buying and selling items at the bank is not my kind of fun.
"I have one."
Enter Slevin Kelevra.
My first clue should have been his guild associated with him, "Minions of Death and Evil." But against my best judgement I decide to trust the annonymous stranger. I was in my happy place. Plus, I did what I normally do when I meet new people, I pictured him in his underwear.
I don't think it was necessary of him to write "I enjoy male genetalia" on his chest leading down his happy trail. Why would anyone write that? Anyone at all?
*confused*
I admit that dotting the "i" with a heart was a nice touch and we proceed with the trade.
"Can I see the 60mil first? I don't want to waste my time."
A reasonable request from a very heterosexual man such as himself. I run to my house, arrange the 60 checks nicely in a chest and return.
I insist we do the trade at my house so I can detect for intruders. Trust no one.
He shows me the goods and I want to punch him in his extremely heterosexual face."Hard to come by." he says.
"Your mom." I'm thinking.A fake! A fraud!
"?" The heterosexual man emotes as I close the trade window.
"I ban thee." I respond in kind as the heterosexual man is banished from my presence.
*sigh*
It seems the gods would make me suffer in my search for a deed. I go to cheer myself up at Brit Gate.I was pleasantly surprised to see the gate area filled with warriors from various guilds across the land. I take my time and snoop around a bit. But nothing interests me here.
At least nothing that isn't mysteriously stuck to their pack by an unknown force.
I leave these people to their own distruction and make my way north, through the mountain pass. Search for what you ask?
For adventure!I find Lady Marrior of GoDz.
Felucca is not a place for a fair lass such as yourself! And outdoors?
Step. Step. Step. Pause.
*ponders*
Step. Step. Step. Pause.
Like a well coreographed dance she walks the perimitter of some neighboring houses.
I'm intrigued.She means to demolish these houses and place another. A castle? No, there's isn't room for such a structure in this valley. A keep perhaps?
Step. Step. Step. Pause.
I position myself in front of her path to the side. I don't have to come to her, she willingly comes to me and shows me her goods.Gold. Bandages. Some leather shorts and a magical bracelet! A trinket such as this could aid me in my journies. I make it my personal duty to relieve her of this burden and get ready for what I do best. I start in her direction as I break from my cover as I hit full stride.
I dash for her pockets, steal the bracelet at full sprint, hope the dense forest would aid my espace, and hope the snow of winter's chill would cover my scent.
Success!
And in the middle of my overwhelming joy I realize I will not get the great prize that has been set before me. This bracelet is powerful indeed but the real treasure -- the real glory to be had -- would be the keep itself!
I've never been known to steal houses right from under people's noses. And admittedly that is not one of my strengths. Lady Marrion will drop the houses and place a larger house in it's stead.
I may stop by once or twice early in the morning or very late at night where the time to accomplish this task would be prime. But if only there were others to help me in my cause! If only there were some way to get this message to the masses. If only there were a way to let others hear this tale, see where I've been, and know what I know. Any way at all.
*ponders*
This will require further investigation.